Ed. note: Ulani's cousin Suzette, who is a princess and girly-girl, seems to have caught a rather large, black bird yesterday evening. While some might be horrified, Ulani expressed a different sentiment.
Ulani here. I want to share my congratulations to Suzette on her great capture last night.
I've been a hunter for a long time, as you know. Here is a photo of me with the Great Striped Tiger I caught back in '06. I stalked it all over the living room before I took it down.
I prefer hunting outdoors, though. In the deep, tall grass I can flush a chicken, or a bunny. Then my heart really gets to racing!
Some of my best chases have been in the snow -- my, it is bracing to race in deep snow! Nothing is safe from me, The Great Ulani, Huntress of Busy Solitude!
And then I bring the prize to Johanna. But she never keeps it like I want her to, to enjoy as it develops "the stink" (as our butcher Patrick calls it). Instead, I have to say goodbye to my prize and have a dry biscuit instead.
So I say congratulations to Suzette for the Big Black Bird. Did Linda honor this great success by taking a photograph? If so, I would enjoy seeing a picture. I promise not to drool on the computer.
Respectfully submitted,
Ulani, TGHBS
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Ulani, I shall call you when I need a great huntress!
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